"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "
by Lorin B. January 22, 2009
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used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies
used to insult other wizards
or to distract them so you can run away
and to poke fun at the spell expecto patronum used to ward off dementors from azkaban as used in the books and movies
by savannahstarship4 February 24, 2008
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Get the patron mug.A spell cast by an attractive female on a male or group of males. As she walks into the room, the spell is cast and all males who make eye contact with the woman receive instant erections.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.
Ex: As the gorgeous model walked into the room, erecto patronum was cast and all of the male photographers received boners visibly seen protruding through their pants.
by BHBandit December 1, 2013
Get the erecto patronum mug.A person that cheats (in relationships is the most common) excessively to get what they want. with no regard for others. there is also Compulsive Cheater which is similar accept its more of a habit to them, they have less control over it. Pathological Cheater has more control over it and knows what they are doing and do it anyway at whatever cost. Usually with either "disorder"/"symptom" it will be accompanied with pathological lying and compulsive lying.
symptoms:
(may include all or some)
-has cell phone locked and wont let you near their phone (includes going out of their way to make sure it wouldnt be an easy task to get near their phone)
-ignores your calls but never has a straight story as to where they were(goes with lying)
-blocks certain things from you besides their phone (facebook, myspace, live journal, aim... ect)
-smells like another male/female
-doesnt know your number
-lies..... A LOT!
-they come off distant, maybe not as sexual
-they prefer to be at your place over theirs
-you dont know any of their friends or maybe just 1 or 2
symptoms:
(may include all or some)
-has cell phone locked and wont let you near their phone (includes going out of their way to make sure it wouldnt be an easy task to get near their phone)
-ignores your calls but never has a straight story as to where they were(goes with lying)
-blocks certain things from you besides their phone (facebook, myspace, live journal, aim... ect)
-smells like another male/female
-doesnt know your number
-lies..... A LOT!
-they come off distant, maybe not as sexual
-they prefer to be at your place over theirs
-you dont know any of their friends or maybe just 1 or 2
i knew he was a pathological cheater when i saw emails from another woman saying 'i love you' to him all the time and no negative reaction in response
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by shmelk October 29, 2008
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Yo be on parole!
by Fangsta December 15, 2003
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