Hewlett Packard

Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.

Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.

This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.

However,

Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.

by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007

Pacman

Many people believe that pacman is the best game ever created and an all time classic. But of matter of fact a Pacman is actually a corner shop owning, Nissan driving, Turban wearing, 9/11 foriegner.

Fairhurst - Ibrar describe your angin dad
Ibrar - My dad is a corner shop owning, Nissan driving, Turban wearing, 9/11 foriegner.
Fairhurst - Egh ees a Pacman.
Ibrar - Sea went to see on a sieve it did on a ....
Carloso - Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir what is SIIIIEVE
Mr O'Brien - Carloso it is a cooking utensil
Carloso - OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

by DOMGORMAN May 21, 2006

pacalolo

a mexican version of pac man

mmmm I love those dots

by Flumby January 17, 2005

Miss Pacman

When a man places his testicles into the mouth of a hooker, then punches her in the forehead.

I paid that tramp $20 for a Miss Pacman and she bit nearly bit my nuts off.

by russypoo123 June 21, 2008

Pacman

Code Word for a girl who gags on dick.
or, an incredible slutty girl.

Horny Guy: "Wanna SMD?"
Slut: "Yeaa, Ohk. Why Not?"

Eavesdropper: "wow.. she's a pacman - *glugluglug*"
Eavesdropper2: "no doubt about it - *waka waka waka*"

by TheNonFunnyone October 20, 2009

The pacman good morning

The act of which, upon another member of the house awakening, jumping on them, placing your butt cheeks between their nose and releasing a large vent of gas.

1) The pacman good morning he ave me smelled an awful bit lke beef and cheese.

by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006

O-pacalypse

One single O-vent that will engulf the earth with the next four years it will be horrible and
America will end up one huge pile of Eurotrash, or greenpeace supporters, god forbid. It will be a certain president and his z-O-mbies fault.

- Oh god they are all driving smart cars and saving rabid dogs. It's the O-pacalypse.

- I think hippies are cool, I need to end myself so that I don't contribute to the O-pacalypse.

by EDOG606 June 3, 2009