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Pumpkin Sexface

This occurs when an individual has a dry spell or never had sex at all. When they do eventually have sex, they smile so big it looks like the big awkward grin on a jack of lantern.
Girl 1: "How was last night?"
Girl 2: "Great until he started to have a Pumpkin Sexface. I didn't know if I should finish him or put him on the front porch."
by Noremac1981 June 4, 2017
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Watering the Pumpkins

I caught him in the shower with a stripper... He was watering the pumpkins.
by CozyMolar August 9, 2013
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Pink Pumpkin

A person who doesn't have a lighter in a group of people with lighters.
Spencer: Hey Dayna, do you have a lighter?

Dayna: No ):

All: You're a pink pumpkin!
by we're all dudes hey March 24, 2010
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pumpkin Oreo

O’sean is such a pumpkin Oreo
by user_name08 December 30, 2022
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pumpkin sponge

This is when you take pumpkin seed and shove them in her pussy,then you proceed to fuck her until all of the seeds come out.You then take a sponge and soak up all the juice and slap her across the face with the wet pussy juiced pumpkin seeded sponge
One pumpkin seed wouldn't come out last night when we were doing a "pumpkin sponge"
by Edward4154 January 31, 2017
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Pumpkin Fucker

A homo hobo that goes around on Halloween and fucks pumpkins and steals Carmel flavored apples from little kids not any older then 9, sometimes he rapes them and fucks the shit out of his pumpkin. In general he beats out like 78,000000000 pumpkins every Halloween. the day after Halloween he gets all the ones he left behind
by Dilldo dilldo February 21, 2009
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Smashing Pumpkins

Dude I totally told him now to hook up with that chick. Now he's smashing pumpkins. :\
by drunkbastard July 23, 2009
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