A dick in the pudding

A minor irritation that spoils the success or enjoyment of something; a shit in the bed; a cum rag in the pool

"You really are a dick in the pudding, Paul"

by Rexloid January 18, 2018

pud mustard

Male cum.

Homeboy spanking it got his pud mustard all over the toilet seat.

by Big Pollo April 23, 2023

slap pud

Jack off, masturbate, spank monkey, rub one out

Jermaine enjoys to slap pudjackof

by FelipeDamus August 6, 2015

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

Blue Pudding

Secret codeword for Purple Drank

Man, got any blue pudding? I need this.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

pudding prize

When you mean to fart but end up with a shit surprise in your pants

Uh oh, I think I just won the pudding prize

by Wakahamillflame November 24, 2016

Porno Pudding

(noun) An ancient Greek dessert, originating as early as 300 B.C. It usually contains a mixture of spit, semen, thyme, fecal matter, mint, and three pounds of all-purpose flour.

I made some porno pudding for Thanksgiving this year! I'm sure grandma will love it!

by Fwuntze June 4, 2015