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Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out
After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!
by SausageMoose January 9, 2022
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French press

A three way with two french guys.
Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.
by Delic July 18, 2017
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pressed oysters

The act of a male pressing his testicles (penis held askew) against a transparent or translucent surface, rendering them flat and spread out, not unlike an oyster. The full scrotum would be against the surface. Commonly pressed surfaces include bus shelters, exgirlfriend's car windshields, and bar windows.
"So get this - we're waiting for the bus, and Brendan sees Stephanie coming our way, he totally drops his parachute pants and gives her the pressed oysters. It totally blew her away!"

"Richard showed the unsuspecting home improvement store girl his pressed oysters through the glass block he held against his waist. She was not pleased."
by lexicon_t October 28, 2013
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Panini pressed

A slang term popularized by Gypsy Rose, referring to a woman's vagina feeling stressed or neglected due to a lack of sexual activity, often heightened by jealousy from seeing others in relationships.
"Ever since she started dating him, the other girls are panini pressed, frustrated because their own sex lives are non-existent."
by Gypsypanini June 13, 2024
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Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.
Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23
by dpumaster May 17, 2011
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BLK PUNX PRESS

A DIY venue in Cleveland, OH that focuses on fostering community for independent artists in a safe space for LGBTQIA+. Oh and they make sure artist get paid adequately! $$$
Hey you going to that show this weekend at BLK PUNX PRESS?
by Joinmy.navy November 24, 2021
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Pressed

Guy 1: “Yo is it just me or does Annabelle seem a little pressed.”
Guy 2: “Yea no it’s not just you, everyone notices it”
by Therealwebsterdict May 1, 2021
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