cold poon

1. A dead chick's vagina. The necrophiliac's dream, a cold, stiff snatch

2. A live chick's vagina, chilled with ice, often to give her sexual partner an unexpected icy treat upon penetration.

Here's a trick, instead of waiting hours for Jo's beaver to become some nice cold poon, I'm going to put her in the freezer and turn hours of waiting into minutes. And here's one I prepared earlier...

Stacy showed me her new trick this morning, it was some cold cold poon.

by Ikety February 08, 2007

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poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

by Megan got thrown down the stairs June 04, 2006

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