Situation where man caves to a female in every which way and he hasn't actually hit the twissat
Have you hit that yet or are you still nothing whipped? You do any and everything she asked you to do.
by Rev Sharpton April 13, 2014
a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
by Melly Traumatic October 24, 2010
When a gentleman deposits his ejaculate into his lucky partner's splatterbox, he then withdraw's and treats the lucky recipient to a spot of fingerblasting. The rapid mixing of semen and air during this post-coitus treat, churns the substance into a white froth. Thereby whipping the cream.
She'd been a rather good girlfriend lately so I thought I'd give her a treat once I finished. I decided to bring her to orgasm by using my fingers to whip the cream.
by The Iron Weasel October 15, 2015
A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.
by glocksucker69 March 13, 2017
While vacationing in New York City, Adam (The Bitch) was so pussy whipped he went to a lame ass broadway show and drank a Cosmopolitan intead of taking his woman to ESPN Zone and watching sports and drinking beer. And he still didn't get any cause she has pussy control...and his balls.
by T-bone January 24, 2005
by JahmezL November 10, 2010
when someones arms are really long and lanky and wiggles like over cooked spagetti, like a yetti, "twizzler like arms"
by Matt Fratt October 29, 2005