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calling pipe

to boastfully predict future laying of pipe (sexual intercourse) with a specific person
ex. Alex called pipe (past tense calling pipe) on Nikki and failed and therefore had to sleep in the garage
by callingpipe69 May 28, 2018
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Slug Pipe

The "rare" sexual maneuver when you drop something on the ground and politely ask a woman if she can retrieve what you have dropped and you quickly pull out your hang down and shove it in her mouth. The woman will quickly try to blow your mansicle out making it look like she is trying to play a musical instrument.
I got Sally the other day with a Slug Pipe. She was totally blown away. I on the other hand felt pretty accomplished.
by teddytugginpitts October 15, 2014
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Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe
Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath
by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017
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Charlotte Pipe

A long cannabis smoking device made of PVC pipes. Usualy in the shape of a "U". A long hose runs off one side and a weed bowl on the other. Most of the pipe is filled with water.
Hey dude, get out Charlotte Pipe and that bag you picked up today.
by Whiteman9100 January 19, 2008
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Dumpy Pipes

Warning!!! May cause pants pissing while reading.

Dumpy Pipes is a beautiful act of when you release so much juicy fecal matter out of your dumpy hole, that it splurts up and hits your dumpy hole and makes you feel aroused and erotic. When you go to flush the glorious fecal soup, the toilets clogs so loud that it groans from the satisfaction and amount of dumpy, and the when you try to flush it a second time it covers your bathroom walls from roof to floor, it usually gets in your mouth too, due to it being open from the shock of the arousal.

This usually happens when you need to take a shit all day, but don't, because you're at your lousy job, and you're too ashamed and insecure to use public fecal releasing facilities.

So by the time you get home, the fecal matter has been festering and screaming for release via loud grumble noises and toxic gases.

Other common causes of this are loneliness, anxiety and being an insecure person about your toxic gases.

Dumpy Pipes will be worse if you have lactose intolerance. It may also be green due to allergies, but ignore it, it's perfectly normal, it's just the hormones – as my psychiatrist would say.
Person A: "Aye yo, can I come over to your house tonight so we can log swap in your bathroom; tacobells closed due to health concerns after our frequent sessions in the bathrooms."

Person B: "Nah man, I just took the biggest Dumpy Pipes last night after my 12 hour shift when all I had was caffeine and cheese."

Person A: "Oh it's ok, I don't mind, I like the scenery of the wet sloppy smells dripping off the walls."

Person B: "Oh all good, just so you know, it might be a bit green."

Person A: "That's so unique, I love it, I bet it taste better."

Person B: "You know it does, my little shittee~"

Person A: "Yes daddy~"
by ACertainEngineer November 27, 2022
mugGet the Dumpy Pipesmug.

Pipe the Mic

When you fart loud into the microphone.
Pipe the Mic - This nigga just piped the mic and farted!
by slimeshady July 28, 2019
mugGet the Pipe the Micmug.

pipes are calling

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.
by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017
mugGet the pipes are callingmug.

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