Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

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chubby wheel

When u have four guys back to back. You have a girl blind folded. Then the guys spin around kinda like musical chairs at this point. Who every is the one that stops in from of the girl get a blow job.

Man I hope I win chubby wheel next time.

by Paco11998855 February 24, 2018

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new wheels

when you get a new skates fresh out of the box

“man your new wheels look sick”

by fresh out the box September 3, 2018

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Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

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back on wheels

BACK ON WHEELS
End of the menstrual cycle.
Relates to the saying "up on blocks" - meaning menstruating.
Comparing the female time of the month to a car!

i.e. Justin was a very merry man when he arrived home to his scantily dressed girlfriend Maria.
" Ya back on wheels babe ? "

" Sure am big Big Boy "

by Ducky bum September 18, 2017

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