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Office Shark

The Office Shark, unlike its aquatic counterpart, lives in a remote suburb of the Midwest. Unable to be self-sufficient the Shark relies on staff minnows to complete their work or be CHOMPED. Swiftly moving from cubical to cubical, Sharks have been known to bust minnows for going on Facebook, being inappropriately dressed for work, and not clocking in correctly.

Known for their condescending behavior and back handed compliments, Sharks generally have high placement in work settings due to interoffice relationships.

Sharks get out of hand at office parties, though they are supposed to be professional. The Shark is not above rigging competitions that are meant to be for minnows so that they win. Often times, being so inebriated they begin to spill office secrets, gossip, or blatantly insult minnows to their face. Many consider the Shark to be their friend, but do not be fooled, the Shark has many tricks up their fins. Sharks are very good at manipulating its minnows and often find out wrong doings through mind tricks. They sense fear, and have no problem torturing their prey. Office Sharks are found in many different locations, but generally do not fair well outside the office. If attacked by a Shark, its important to clear your internet history, save all harassing emails and speak to HR immediately.
"Office Shark is heading your way fyi!".
"Shark was a hot mess at the Christmas party, they throwing up in their office".
"Shark is mad I didn't do my PTO right".

"Sharks swimming around be careful".
by Office Minnow July 8, 2011
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Andhra Box Office

Loyal mega fake website and Mahesh hater
Mega fans strategically project it as someone else's site
Well known for its fake collections of Magadheera, Attarintiki Daredi, Sardar Gabbar Singh, Khaidi No.150, DJ, Race Gurram, Sarrainodu, Rangasthalam
Hey, Your kid is growing like Magadheera collections in Andhra Box Office
by Powerstar25 June 18, 2018
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Yes officer this post/comment right here.

Used when your mate just accidentally mentioned their frequent consumption of ABDL dwarf porn
Person 1: "Guys, its ok to sleep with your cousin right?"

Person 2: "Yes officer this post/comment right here."
by dotJif January 3, 2019
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Instagram official

A relationship that is determined official because the people posted a pic together on instagram
"dude! I didn't know you were dating Kelly, I saw your pic on Instagram!"
"I guess we are since its Instagram official"
by tapatioman February 23, 2013
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Office Ghosting

Office ghosting is like regular ghosting, but it is played against people with which you work.
"I was office ghosting Drew into the luchroom, he freaked out, and spilled his coffee!!"
by Tailgater September 19, 2009
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Facebook Official

An fact that is proven true simply because it is on Facebook.
"Dude, Sarah is going out with Greg, it is Facebook Official"
by NafAgok August 4, 2008
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Officedebo

Verb. To be officedebo. Officedebo is a term to replace gay or homosexual. Often used on the boards of all versions of Hobowars. Debo for short.
Cheese: Heff, you and the rest of the debo crew are all officedebo. :P

Heff: You know it. *molests you*
by |DG| Cheese R250K October 11, 2009
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