Oscar Meyer Position

To rest the penis on the vagina as if to lay a hot dog in a bun.

Eddie gets tired sometimes and just uses the Oscar Meyer position.

by Rutgers Ralph March 24, 2014

Jammin' My Oscar

Jammin' My Oscar means pretty much anything. It's the cowbell of of things that you're doing. It's basically the new "not much/nm u?"

Can also be "Jammin' the oscar"
Which ever you find flows better.

Can replace "Just my Opnion"

1: Hey dude, whats up?

2a: Just jammin' my oscar, wbu?/

b: Not much man, JMO/

c: JTO, wbu?

***************

1: Dude I had the best night last night. She went on webcam for me while I was jammin my oscar for her.

***************

1: Hey babe, whats up? ;)

2: Not much, jus jammin the oscar you know. (Could mean masturbating, or just hangin out.)

***************

1: Listen dude, just JTO, but I think you smoke too much weed.

2: Listen dude, I appreciate your jammed oscar, but stfu.

by BUTTONMASHER411 November 24, 2011

Oscar Mayer

An over cooked dried up weiner, probably belonging to the first author with the initials f y

It is full of animal waste not fit for human consumption

by Good Taste September 24, 2003

that's what Oscar said

A spin-off of "That's what she said," coined by Steve Carrell playing Michael from The Office, it is a term blurted loudly after someone says a phrase that you want to turn into a gay sex joke.

Joe "This one is too soft, I want a harder one"
Mark "That's what Oscar said!"

by m to the alachi November 24, 2010

Oscar Snub

slang for "I'm butthurt a movie I liked didn't get nominated" often used by critics when Oscar nominations come out. Hashtags and trends typically follow

Critic: The Emoji Movie got Oscar Snubbed! It should have won best picture!

by Captain Motorcycle January 13, 2020

Oscar "Zeta" Acosta

A Mexican-American lawyer, political activist, writer and drug fiend who is best noted for hanging out with Hunter S. Thompson in the late 60s and early 70s. Acosta disappeared while on a trip to Mexico in 1974 and whos where-abouts are to this day unknown. He is presumed dead.

That Oscar Zeta Acosta was one messed up dude man.

by Ron Thonrbrash August 02, 2005

This man needs an oscar

The cringiest and the most annoying type of comments scattered around comment sections in YouTube, primarily shorts content and skibidi toilet comment section

5 year old : this man needs an oscar for posting funny videos
5 year old : this man needs an oscar for being funny
5 year old : this man needs an oscar for being serious
mature person: would you shut the fuck up?

by SomethingYouDontWannaSee October 15, 2023