New Order

The New Order is a Satanic group which was founded around 2009.
The New Order has grown to include many members.
by ScienceBurt January 30, 2020
mugGet the New Ordermug.

Order of events

Not the actual order of events. They were treating me like a normal person. Jeremy showed up. They stopped doing that entirely. I threatened them. Everyone but the guy I threatened continued to do it. Then people in the community started to do it. Then I left. And every following job proceeded to be the same story. I would start working. They would treat me like a regular person. Someone would show up. It stopped immediately. With the exception being when I worked with my cousin out of town. Though one of his friends were clearly doing it. And then my current job where I was officially a public figure and they knew at insemination.

Hym "The order of events at the group home is this: I started and was being treated like a regular person. I was goaded into being lax with the policy. Treated Noah like a real person and was threatened for doing it. I CONTINUED TO DO IT and told him just to not tell Connie. He proceed to lie behind my back and use me as an excuse when he would argue about the rules with Connie. I was threatened AGAIN and stopped. That's when I started to suspect that Marina was fucking him. I started hanging out with Jamhal. I circled the block and came back one day after staying late and smoking with Marina (Jamhal had insinuated that she liked it when I stayed late because it decreased the likelihood I would come back through the day). She got on her phone immediately and left before her shift ended to avoid getting caught
Jane left. A new manager showed up. He was there for less than a week and left immediately. Likely because he didn't want to be implicated. Michelle showed up. They started doing the think. Noah started getting in arguments withe everyone and throwing literal tantrums every day. Michelle called me and Jamhal into Noah's room to reveal the sex stains. Michelle BROUGHT KENDRA THERE. The tantrums stopped immediately. I was then goaded into violating the boundaries policy. Which I did not. I stopped working and following the rules immediately. They then spent the next 2 years pressuring me into following the rules while I literally created AI. I told you that at some point I would get transferred out. Michelle came to me and divulged that Westley had come to her about the retard molestation. When they tried to transfer me I exposed what had been going on. I was ignored for 2 days and then I put her on blast on Facebook. Got a call from HR and was then fired for not reporting retard sex. Flash forward 2 years the AI is complete and now your kids are dead because people are doing to others what they are doing to me. THAT is the order of events. And now you're trying to steal from me so your kids can live in a delusion where you aren't retarded, amoral pieces of shit."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
mugGet the Order of eventsmug.

Pre-Order

"Pre-Order" Is what you say when there is a hot girl but is underage and you cant not fw yet.
Evan sees a cute three year old and says "Pre-Order"
by itzhyper34 November 1, 2023
mugGet the Pre-Ordermug.

jairo order pizza day

The second thursday of each month Jairo gets to order pizza & breadsticks of his coworkers choosing! #jairopizzaday
Hey Taylor, it's the second Thursday of September! You know what that means!

No way Abby! It's Jairo order pizza day!!
by Circle1234 September 14, 2023
mugGet the jairo order pizza daymug.
.9.Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista.9.
.9.Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista.9.
by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
mugGet the .9.Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista.9.mug.

Side order suprise

When you order a side of fries(tots, onion rings, ect.) and you get an extra of another side with your meal
Guy1" Dude i just found some fries in my tots"
Guy2" Oh side order suprise"
Guy1" Bomb"
by TheChrisFather September 3, 2011
mugGet the Side order suprisemug.

Share this definition