Cream cheese Omelet

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.

by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012

Flip the Omelette

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.

Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.

by Corncakes February 8, 2020

[the boss-o'-me]

The boss with whom a kind of unwitting intimacy springs up because he/she is one of those people who doesn’t get the concept of personal space, i.e. he/she comes too close when talking, and tends to brush shoulders when walking side by side.

“OMG, my hand was on the back of the chair when he leaned in!
He is so "the boss-o'-me"!

by Fleur Consultancy February 25, 2009

Omega Delta

Greatest fraternity @ the University of Illinois campus. Known for buying over 200 drinks at exchanges, biggest parties on campus, pudding wrestling , the diversity and just having a great time.

Alpha Chapter. Also known as OD pronounced "Oh-Deez"

rush1: Hey lets go to the Omega Delta Party
rush2: Yeah DJ Swiss and CZO are there
rush1: Yeah i can get us in, i know Mike Maillero!

by kleon52 February 14, 2010

omega delta phi

We are the hypest of the hype; we are the tightest of the tight, you can ask around yo campus no ones tighter than the knights; we demolish all the hataz aint the lambdas nor the betas, and if yo girl should stop and ask just who we be......D-D-D-Delta....Oh Sit down

Omega Delta Phi till the day that I die.

by Juan Salinas November 1, 2007

Sloppy Omelette

The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.

Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."

by DylAndy August 22, 2011

cheese omelette

A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.

"OMG you just cheese omelette'd that bitch."
"Look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette."

by The Sweetness December 17, 2007