Knee Rugby

A cover-up for a loud sexual experience.
A way of making a sexual experience seem innocent.

"Jeremy, what was all that commotion last night?"
"Oh I was with my mate Michael, we were just playing Knee Rugby"

by Splosh696969 January 27, 2018

Knee slappers

When a woman has saggy old lady boobs that hang so low they slap her knees when she walks

I'd totally do your mom bruh, knee slappers turn me on

by JarMa13 December 04, 2018

Wobbly knees

If you have wobbly knees you may have legs that give way often or you may have fallen over. WARNING: Only use with friends as it can be offensive to someone that you don’t know

Person 1:*falls*
Person 2: you have such wobbly knees

by Shmancy pidgeon January 21, 2023

knee slides

Running as fast as you can and sliding on your knees. This is something you would do after getting with a hot girl or getting yourself a girlfriend

She's so hot I did knee slides when I kissed her

by Green Stuff 91 December 28, 2015

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 06, 2008

broke knees

When broken ankles isn't enough

he broke knees with that play

by arms weak April 04, 2021

beans knees

Cleverly derived from the phrase “Bee’s Knees”, Beans Knees is a phrase used to describe a great coffee.

“Yo bro, this new coffee is seriously the Beans Knees!!!”

by Your Grayness May 19, 2021