Face Baser

An individual so addicted to Facebooking that he/she spends the majority of their day devoted to the act, or, seeking means by which they can Facebook. While nearly all Face Basers eventually become unemployable due to their addiction, some are able to hold a job and maintain typical, if highly annoying, lifestyles.

I was at my uncle's funeral and my Face Baser cousin is updating his profile during the service.

by briantroy December 07, 2009

face-spirational

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.

"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"

by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

Chewbacca Face

During oral sex the man pulls his penis out prior to ejaculation and cums on the girls face. He then pulls her hair down over her face, sticking it to the cum. Making her look like Chewbacca.

Bro, I just Chewbacca faced my girlfriend.

by Thoughtful_Bear August 13, 2008

falafel face

Someone of middle eastern persuasion. Affectionate term for a friend, or mild insult.
Also used if someone is a messy eater.

Hey falafel face. You've got falafel..on your face..no, a bit more to the left..

by lezleeah November 14, 2010

Shrug face

The face you send to someone when you don't know or don't give a damn. Consists of 11 characters; some of them are Japanese.

When unsure:
Person 1: Where are my keys?
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (shrug face)

When being rude:
Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me!
Person 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Person 1: Rude.

by Atlas02 March 21, 2018

sperm-a-face

the prolonged look on a woman's face while waiting for her facial, characterized by rapid blinking of the eyelids

The advertisements in the back of the porno magazine is filled with sperm-a-faces

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

thick face

Shameless, no social etiquette

1. Ella just filled her to go box before others have had a chance to get their first serving. What a thick face!
2. Ella just stuck her fork in my food and took it while asking ‘can I try some? Thick-faced bitch!

by Hangm! September 03, 2020