Goal Mouth

Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.

When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.
“I sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, I’ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.”
by PicklingTheBeast July 09, 2010
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Basketball Mouth

A basketball mouth is nosy and someone who cannot keep something to themselves they feel to need to talk about everyone’s business. Someone with a basketball mouth is extremely bad at keeping secrets & their mouth will always be dribbling a.k.a moving and bouncing from one gossip to another.
Friend 1 “Omg I was talking to this boy and...”

Friend 2 “ tell me the rest later basketball mouth is coming”
by VDefines July 30, 2020
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Mouth running

Mouth running: A person talking shit.
Sisters friend: Bakla. Bakla Bakla ka. Bakla ako. Bobo mo. Bobo mo. Bakla ka. Mali it titi mo! chinuchupa! Chinuchupa! Ah ahh..chinupa!

Brother: Here we go again. "Mouth running "... shut your ugly ass up...
by mali it titi mo September 13, 2017
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mumbo mouth

When you can't find your word or say them correctly.
1)Sally can't find her words, I think she has Mumbo Mouth.
2) Sorry guys if I mix up my words today, I have Mumbo Mouth.
by Whiskers4life September 20, 2015
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mouth hungry

When your mouth is craving certain flavors but your stomach is not hungry.
"Dude I just ate but my mouth definitely wants to try that."
"Bruh, you're mouth hungry."

Suzy got really fat because she's so mouth hungry.
by Naz-a-tron October 09, 2014
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Mouth Jobbies

When you eat more mash potatoes than your stomach can handle then wash it down with copious amounts of Guinness until you are sick.

The mash potatoes and Guinness when being sick will come out like Jobbies hence mouth jobbies
Hey Beth let mash up these tatties and spark the Guinness I fancy doing mouth jobbies tonight
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Muff Mouth

The potent aftertaste of a woman's vagina.
Becky gave it up last night and I woke up with some serious Muff Mouth.
by munchdatbeaver_ August 14, 2021
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