nonce-a-lot 

someone that gives off such strong nonce vibes that they appear to be knighted and respected by the official community

*sees someone putting peanut butter on peppers*

some poor man: “wow that guys a nonce-a-lot”

nonce-a-lot by shawtyy6969 August 24, 2021

Nonce head

A nonce head of noncehead is used to define a person who acts without thinking and usually leaves you wondering why they even did that. A noncehead would intentionally hurt themselves in order to publish the video on social media for instafame. People usually laugh at nonceheads for the wrong reasons.

Slim: Did you see that video of that nonce head eating the pavement trying to do that skateboard trick?
Shay: (laughing) Yeh Bruh, I totally lmfao. What a nonce head!

Nonce head by Jessie’sGirl November 24, 2021

nonce tower 

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

nonce tower by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021

nonce tower 

Cut out snapchat stickers of nonce faces stacked up on a picture to make a tower

‘Hey look she made a nonce tower of that pedo!😂’

nonce tower by kiddiefiddler16 November 29, 2021

Nonce Money 

1: When you have money via working with evil people/organisations (i.e. works with the BBC)

2: Receiving exactly 250 quid harry hill money

"I just got paid 250 quid" .... "Mate that's nonce money, bet you also worked with the BBC and touched kids"

Nonce Money by NonceMoneyMaker February 21, 2022

Nonce world order 

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.

"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"

Nonce world order by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022

Nonce Nuggets 

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!

“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”

Nonce Nuggets by Cacker Man April 1, 2023