Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.
I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe
by Charliebynature April 15, 2021
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Safe garm

A tiny penis which when seen makes a girl laugh. This laugh provoked the male with the said tiny penis to rape her.
Also has a horrible stench
Like had a safe garm
by Bob smith the genius March 31, 2018
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Safe farm

A farm that’s safe.
by Sophie88 October 14, 2022
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Safe and Effective

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com
Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"
by FaultyShot December 08, 2023
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safe and effective

1. Bullshit

2. A very clear lie.

3. Government and/or big business narrative to conceal truth or enact a scam, conspiracy, or crime against humanity.
mRNA vaccines are safe and effective”
by Akubra Drizabone December 22, 2024
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Joe-safe

a Joe safe is a shot in Pool or Billiards where the shooter tries to make his ball and misses, but he luckily safes the other player. For example, I am trying to make a ball and I miss but I snooker the next guy. This is called the Joe-safe. This is the Jo-safe because a gentleman in Phuket Thailand routinely did this either by skill or luck.
Man, this guy Joe-safed me again. I can never catch a break.
by Cleaverkneekicker June 29, 2024
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