your mam

Northern English equivalent of yo momma

"Have you got the time?"
"Your mam."

by Greg K Nicholson August 03, 2004

your father

a human who has not come back from the milk store.

Your father's at the milk store, right?

by _lupical May 22, 2022

On your jaff

To be on your own - without any friends

"Are you on your jaff?"

"Hurry up mate, I'm all on my jaff"

by MrPixel January 05, 2018

Your Thanks

A way of saying you're welcome or no problem in response to thank you.

"Thank you for doing this for me, I couldn't have done it without you."

"Your thanks, it was my pleasure."

by Doctor Jacklyn September 30, 2018

youre mud

You’re Mud means that you are bad at something or trash
Commonly used in New zealand and australia.

youre mud
Daniel: Omg did you see my double kill!
Carlos: when did i ask about your double kill you’re mud anyway.

by TheWetPineapple October 22, 2017

Outta Yours

A way of saying "that sucks" or "it sucks to be you". It originated when equating life experiences to a bag of weed. If something is "outta yours" it's like someone took weed out of your bag, which sucks.

"I stepped in dog shit man"

"Outta yours"

"Dude I went 6-15 on Nuketown"
"Outta yours"

"My mom caught me looking at porn last night"
"Wow man, outta yours"

by Shwagger Vance September 01, 2016

Virtually Yours

I belong to you for as long as you need me to

I have the job. Technically, I'm virtually yours already. Now you just need to make me an offer

by VirtuallyYoursGP October 28, 2016