Patrick-sexual

Feeling sexually attracted to Patrick the sea star from spongebob

"man I want Patrick so bad, Spongebob and Morgan can fuck off"
"I think I'm Patrick-sexual

by idf_k March 30, 2022

Patrick Eewing

allowing romantic potential to drain off so that an honest, less dramatic friendship can arise

Bro, really grateful for our mutual Patrick Eewing. This friendship gon be next level.

See Alberto over there? We managed to channel our inner Patrick Eewing. Things have turned out great since then.

by Krkič January 12, 2019

patrick jane

The main character in the TV show "The Mentalist"

"I'm Teresa Lisbon, this is my colleague, Patrick Jane". -Teresa Lisbon

by MysticKoko March 25, 2017

Patrick Girl

When someone gets laid, but the passive element won't move during the sexual act, similar to patrick star from sponge bob 'squirt' pants sleeping under his stone.

- Yo, so how was your night with Brithany?
-Oh not much fun, just a patrick girl.
-Same as Jesse.

by Mirkitrifikinti_iIshtar May 18, 2021

patrick omo

our bae

where is patrick omo

by ayomide adeoti ayodeji October 26, 2020

patrick quinn

when he isnt writing for the Associated Press or coaching hockey teams, hes kicking ass and taking names, as are all people so blessed with the name of Patrick Quinn

Person 1: Hey is that Patrick Quinn?
Person 2: yea it is!
<person1 & 2 highfive>

by PDQ February 22, 2008

patrick shit

When you a ugly ass nigga named Patrick.

Why you on that Patrick Shit.

by LilUziLit October 18, 2017