Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009
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Get the Big Tractormug. The Trader Joe's parking lot located in Redondo Beach's Riviera Village. This lot is used for the drinking of alcoholic beverages, recreational drug use, and is host to the weekly Sunday "Metal Night" on indie 103.1 FM. The Big Lot is home to Dolphin Boy, The Jesus Guy, and is frequented by many of the colorful hobos living Redondo Beach. Casuals of the Lot include college students in their early twenties.
"Hey Chris, what you doing tonight after work?"
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."
"Geez, I don't know..."
"Big Lot?"
"No. No, I seriously think I have a drinking problem."
"...Big Lot?"
"Fine. I'll meet you at The Big Lot."
by folkthewhat April 21, 2008
Get the The Big Lotmug. The fat girl at the bar, who slightly dances, always has a drink in her hand, and is always a giant bitch. When others even look in her direction she gets an attitude. Even though she is large, she is in charge, and honestly believes she is better than anyone else in the place.
by BEJ0124 May 5, 2011
Get the big bitchymug. the definition of a big mac and turns on you and blames people for no reason, makes out with fat boi Baron in the locker room and tries to show it off (obesity in a nutshell)
Girl: hey dude did you hear what Big Tiff did at school?
Boy: no what happened?
Girl: she made out with fat boi baron!
Boy: very nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Boy: no what happened?
Girl: she made out with fat boi baron!
Boy: very nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by ihaveahugecock.com February 14, 2019
Get the Big Tiffmug.