Salty nipples

A nipple that is slaty and or overly hairy.
This saltyness maybe caused by excessive sweating, faggishness or due to non showering.

Is nomally found on fags like Kyle Gaas, Arron Carter, Robert Pattenson, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and the EXTEREME SUPER FAG Justen Beiber.

Dude #1: "I did this hot chick lastnight but she had Salty nipples it was like licking my own balls"
Dude #2 "That wasn't a chick that was Justen Beiber, and why would you know how saly your own balls are?"
Dude #1"We will never speak of this moment AGAIN"

by Ass crass July 10, 2010

safari nipples

Nipples, usually of oriental women, that are unusually long. E.g. between .75-2 inches.

African women are sometimes known to have safari nipples.

by Daltron2000 November 16, 2009

wasp's nipples

Something very hot, hip, or happening. Where the hepcats roll. Like the bee's knees, but much sexier.

That there is the shit! It's the bee's knees! The wasp's nipples! Every major erogenous zone of any common insect!

by El Toro Grande October 04, 2005

Nipple Sack

When someone (usually a very obese person) has a nipple with some extra baggage on the bottom of it.

"Dude did you see that guy?!?!?! His tits were hella saggy!!!" "Yeah, I think he has a Nipple Sack!!! Nipple Sack

by BillyMaysFTW May 31, 2009

nipple pits

When an older woman with less then firm boobs is lying down and her nipples end up in her arm pits.

Once Old Man Johnson took off the GILFs bra, he noticed she had nipple pits and immediately became aroused.

by Mister Wunderful October 17, 2007

HotDog Nipples

Elongated nipples that hang from the aeriola 3 inches or longer. Oversize pencil eraser nipples.

"Holy Crap I could floss my teeth with those hotdog nipples"

by JizzRod January 24, 2009

Turd Nipple

That little tip at the top of some poop mounds you see outside. Commonly used as an insult.

Get away from me turd nipple.

by Travis October 02, 2003