Nathan

This guy is the most amazing person in the universe according to himself. His ego makes his head look small *cough* compensating *cough*. He’s academically amazingly shit and athletically a potatoe. He’s always on the pull and has a thing for the chunky birds as they’re the easiest but thinks he’s a total player. He’s easily the most offended person on the planet, he makes a feminist look like a resilient brick wall. He sits permanently in the shadow of his best friend.

Guy1: Hey Nathan you’re so easily offended

Nathan: omfg I can’t f***** believe you have the audacity to even open you bloody mouth near me I am not easily offended, you’re the one that’s easily offended and I’m not even gay!

by Jesus CVII March 25, 2018

Nathan

Nathan is a pussy cunt who doesn’t know math and he is the worst friend ever

Nathan is a bitch

by Gunderbum June 25, 2019

Nathan

A gay whore

You: is your name Nathan

Nathan: I’m gay

by Jsisgshshsscshsgsgsyshsvssh November 21, 2019

Nathan

Is a fucking asshole. You should never name your child this name, because well, they will end up a cunt.

Oh there goes nathan being a cunt again

by Qwertyboom September 12, 2017

Nathan

An annoying guy who’s brags about his Apple products.

Nathan is so ratchet.

by masonwonder13 October 3, 2017

Nathan

A major cunt. Charming and loveable at first, but will lead you on and basically ruin your life. A fuckboy to the tee.

"He seems like a Nathan"

by BellaTheMagicDragon November 8, 2017

Nathan

A big fat large booger who is garbage

Get a tissue for your nathan.

by #Diana February 22, 2018