Bucking the mustard

Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.

Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.

Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.

man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay

by rhonin66 March 02, 2021

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Mustard Twitch

When you Hit a amazing Quickscope in Fortnite with the Bolt Action Sniper Rifle

I just pulled A fat Mustard Twitch just now.

by Lemonade Selling Moistmen April 01, 2018

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mustard scab

When you're fucking and the girl has a cut on her and you jizz onto it.

Yo man I heard they were fucking so hard he mustard scabbed her

by xXPAJokerXx January 25, 2014

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bakes my mustard

That really bakes my mustard

The way Karen reacts that, really bakes my mustard.

When my bitch dont have my money, that really bakes my cheese

by sgt.cameltoe September 27, 2021

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duck mustard

the blood of a duck; or also the smell of a duck that you usually get on your person from duck hunting for several hours. also when you nail a duck and he goes down on the first gunshot. per Jacob

Man you got duck mustard all over you.
You mustard his azz.

by Jake Joy November 25, 2007

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