Moo, noun, man, verb smokabong
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.
If you ever are lucky enough to friend a moo, you won’t regret it. A Moo is a unique rare breed of amazing. He will always have an ailment to dispute any enforcement from the law and is guaranteed talk his way out of just about anything. Moo’s need to be handled with care and should not be left alone with females that are not genuine or who display any of the typical traits of girlie girls. Moo’s are usually found around small Smokey lounge rooms and are identifiable quite easily by the sound of them coughing. If you come across a Moo you can only be his friend by exchanging him with mountains of mash potatoe with a side of meat pie. I hungry Moo is an unhappy Moo so make sure you replenish his supper regularly.
by Kwiteakatchladies December 25, 2019
Get the Moomug. A person or animal that provides a cozy and comfortable sensation when you are around them or nuzzling with them
by CozyComfyMoo April 4, 2022
Get the Moomug. when you feel depressed but seeing a really pretty person makes you feel better because you are horny for them (moos as a reference to the german word for "bush").
by JosDickPics April 4, 2018
Get the lifts my moosmug. A super chill dude with a babyface and the body of indiana jones. Prolly gets a lot of bitches, too. Also called moses….yeah…. but! He‘s probably the cutest human being ever + has major golden retriever energy.
Girl 1: omg did u see moos in the hallway today??
Girl 2: yessss he‘s so hawt<3
Boy 1: …..i‘d lay him.
Girls 1&2: …
Girl 2: yessss he‘s so hawt<3
Boy 1: …..i‘d lay him.
Girls 1&2: …
by Leo.aka.baddie November 23, 2021
Get the Moosmug. by Nikkodogdoge December 3, 2023
Get the moomug. Moo blue is the leader of the friend group. Where ever he goes they follow along. He sometimes can be mean to the other. He also gets a lot of women (Even though he despises them). The females really like him because he's super hot.
"OMG MOO BLUE IS HOT" - Girl 1
"I WOULD DO THINGS WITH HIM NGL" - Girl 2
"MARRY ME MOO BLUE" - Girl 3.
Etc...
"I WOULD DO THINGS WITH HIM NGL" - Girl 2
"MARRY ME MOO BLUE" - Girl 3.
Etc...
by Accurate description. March 9, 2021
Get the Moo bluemug.