Montana Backhoe

When a man shits on a woman's chest, scoops it up with his dick and proceeds to ass fuck them.

Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."

Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."

by Mason Wade February 16, 2025

Montana wet t-shirt

Peeing on a white tee and letting it freeze on you in the Montana cold weather

Would you care for a Montana wet t-shirt

by Masterbutter February 19, 2025

Hannah Montana

Someone who likes to/ live(s) a double life.

- A deceiving person, who manipulates and lies to people, especially the ones close to them, to keep their other life/ secrets hidden to fit their own agenda.

“I thought the dna test was negative?? You have a whole kid out there that you not taking care of?? You must be Hannah Montana.”

“You have a whole wife and kids???? How did I not know? You pulled a Hannah Montana.”

by Biggest Menace June 8, 2024

Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to gain aura points

Come on, man. Just be you. It’s giving Montana walnut

by car air conditioning June 9, 2024

Montana walnut

Gen Alpha. It means the other person is sus, trying to get

Come on, man. Just be yourself. It’s giving Montana walnut

by car air conditioning June 9, 2024

Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

Montana Butcher

A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.

He got caught pulling a Montana butcher.

by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025