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by monke villager April 5, 2021
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Monke

Somthing 9 year olds say because they think they are funny.
Boy: LOL monke.
Mother: This is why nobody loves you.
by GooseMilker May 7, 2022
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Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding
If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.
by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013
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Monke

Monke is ancestor, Monke is love, Monke is life, Monke is everything hooman are not hooman are not hot, monke on other hand is hot VERY hot.
Go back i want to be Monke >:(
by MonkeMMMMMM November 17, 2021
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jacob monk

Has an amazing and beautiful wife!
His favorite words are geeeee!, snips, chips, MOTH!, chippa, rascal, sizzla, meat hamma, hem rota, and ATOR MEH which is hem rota spelled backwards.
Loves his wife, fishin, huntin, welding, and his bad ass Ford f-150.
Red seal fine cut natural is what this rascal dips.
Jacob monk is an awesome chippa!
by Gatorgar December 21, 2016
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Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 6, 2010
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Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*
by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021
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