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porn monkey

A person that is obsessed with porn, they watch it all the time, think about it constantly and refer everything to porn (also see: Porn Addict)
Vachan is a porn monkey, porn is all he thinks about
by Jaime Potluri April 30, 2005
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monkey bubble

A small bump, generally on the top of the forearm caused by the muscle swelling from being hit. Can be given by a friend, or happen when you slam your arm into a door knob at full blast. Usually hurt, and only last for a few seconds.
I gave Jack a monkey bubble by punching him on the top of his forearm.
by cronix April 29, 2004
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Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes
by onedollarbill October 18, 2006
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shelf monkey

A librarian whose primary job is reshelving books.
The book is checked into the library but I can't find it; maybe the shelf monkey has it on his cart.
by Donavan Mikulsky December 9, 2008
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fuddle monkey

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY
Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey
by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008
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flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.
by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008
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crease-monkey

Cricketer of the highest standard.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.
"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"
by DemonPixieBoy June 21, 2008
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