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Miss Massachusetts

Someone who picks and chooses what they want at anytime. Even if you were wrong... She is always correct.
Oh you are correct... Miss Massachusetts... U chose correctly... Yay you!!!
by I love my brother December 2, 2019
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Hit Or Miss

FRIEND:HIT OR MISS
ME:GOD NO STOP
*SLAPS FRIEND*
by J.A.Y.D.E.N March 25, 2019
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Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.
Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019
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Missing husband

This is a “Nerb” a noun verb used to describe a male who would use mouth wash or brush ones nice teeth to gently kiss on such woman in the middle of the night. However, due to queefing and other issues woman was fired from job title.
“Hello? I wanted to marry a winner however, I went on to many dates to the movies, dinner, golfing, states/countries, with to many losers. I always wanted to marry a winner. . . Oh who am I kidding no I didn’t I’ll just go to the theater that isn’t opened every single night??? by myself. I guess I’ll just get used to having a Missing husband.

Inserts common knowledge here . ; )
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
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hit or miss

The depraved state of courtship --- and the male human mindset --- nowadays... if a girl doesn't respond positively to guys' casually "hitting" on her, said guys will merely "give up and move on to someone else" without bothering themselves to instead try "dignified" or "proper" forms of wooing, and so the gal will remain a "miss" --- i.e., unmarried woman --- for a very long time.
It's just downright pathetic how the world of romance has become merely a hit or miss game... whatever happened to the respectful or truly-caring courtship of the old days???
by QuacksO September 9, 2019
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miss phenomenon

Someone who is rare occurring, special, unique and amazing.

A complement when someone refers to you as Phenomenon.
by WisdomOracle December 30, 2017
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Miss Whipple

She is the worst fucken teacher you will ever have or meet.She is the most old stubborn strict grumpy ugly fat bossy and she will find any reason even the most stupidest reason ever to get you into trouble or to just get mad at you. She is probably the BIGGEST bitch you will ever meet she's such a cunt and she gets PIST off at everything and she would strangle anyone if she could
New kid: hey who's that teacher over their
Students: SHE IS THE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH YOU WILL EVER MEET
Miss Whipple: DETENTION NOW
by Janine January 19, 2020
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