Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016

Midnight Cuban

A dark skinned dude's (usually of african descent) penis.

Don't be lookin at my Midnight Cuban chica unless you gonna dance wit it biyatch!

by The Real Gingerbread Man April 26, 2007

Midnight Alice

An ugly girl, whose name you don't know. Midnight meaning when she looks best.

She's a Midnight Alice

by jmcarter91 March 04, 2011

Midnight In Afghanistan

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

by cdubbbbb September 30, 2011

Midnight shenanigans

"midnight shenanigans" a feeling or urge you get from midnight to 5am these urges include sudden rushes of energy, hornyness, wanting to do hella drugs, and being down for just about any type of crack head shit

"yo i feel them midnight shenanigans coming along nadia"
"Sit the fuck jazz"

by KI$$THEMOON April 28, 2020

Midnight Caterpillar

This is most commonly known as a caterpillar that climbs forth into the vagina of a women, and proceeds to devour her unborn child (assuming she's pregnant)

Voiced by a big black women deluxe: Oh lawdy, i dun' seen me oh them midnight caterpillars, crawled right up into my nuh-uh

by dislimb December 07, 2010

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 20, 2012