Midnight Caterpillar

This is most commonly known as a caterpillar that climbs forth into the vagina of a women, and proceeds to devour her unborn child (assuming she's pregnant)

Voiced by a big black women deluxe: Oh lawdy, i dun' seen me oh them midnight caterpillars, crawled right up into my nuh-uh

by dislimb December 8, 2010

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Midnight Alice

An ugly girl, whose name you don't know. Midnight meaning when she looks best.

She's a Midnight Alice

by jmcarter91 March 19, 2011

Midnight Meddler

A fiddler, an individual whose incessant interference during the night can cause a predicament the next day. This could be at work i.e. a night worker putting a day worker up shit creek without a paddle because of his meddling during the late shift. A second application could be made in a domestic situation where a family member raids the fridge late at night leaving a mess to be cleared up the next morning. Midnight Meddlers invariably do not sort out their own mess.

Sam: "What the hell happened here? It was fine last night"
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."

by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

Midnight Badger

Similar to the Beer Monkey.

Feel rough this morning, had a visit from the Midnight Badger last night.

by Izaq July 16, 2003

Midnight In Afghanistan

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

by cdubbbbb September 29, 2011

Midnight secret

When you you initiate sex with your partner by inserting your penis into them while they are asleep

Last night while my GF was asleep, I gave her my midnight secret

by Ssnott August 29, 2016