michael

lazy asf, and plays video games all the time and has great hair and amazing taste in shoes and is terrible in bed.
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Michael

The fine art of draining another mans penis with oral stimulation and enjoying it so much u jump up and down with your hands in air , multi tasking excitement and loosening up the anus for the next desire and always throwing the condom on the floor with after intercourse
Fuck a never ending pack of Tim Tams I'd wish for a never ending supply of Michaels
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Michael

A term for a guy giving head to another guy, or a term for sucks dick.
God that math test today Michaeled.

Duuude...that Michaels.
by Bigkahonas March 26, 2009
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Michael

Someone whos a cheating and unloyal human, also lies
Michael is a bad person.
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Michael

He enjoys dick on wednesdays and goes to dennys on a thursday. Michael is trash at every game.
Michael is kind of gay.
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Michael

Gay as freak who eats his dad out
Michael eat his dad out again
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Michael

A douchbag who thinks he is better than you. Doesnt do any sports and you do, calls YOU lazy, michael is just a fucking backstabbing gossiping cunt
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