Midnight Meddler

A fiddler, an individual whose incessant interference during the night can cause a predicament the next day. This could be at work i.e. a night worker putting a day worker up shit creek without a paddle because of his meddling during the late shift. A second application could be made in a domestic situation where a family member raids the fridge late at night leaving a mess to be cleared up the next morning. Midnight Meddlers invariably do not sort out their own mess.

Sam: "What the hell happened here? It was fine last night"
Rollo: "Must have been the midnight meddlers."

by DrHenryMoody July 14, 2010

Midnight Caterpillar

This is most commonly known as a caterpillar that climbs forth into the vagina of a women, and proceeds to devour her unborn child (assuming she's pregnant)

Voiced by a big black women deluxe: Oh lawdy, i dun' seen me oh them midnight caterpillars, crawled right up into my nuh-uh

by dislimb December 8, 2010

Midnight Cuban

A dark skinned dude's (usually of african descent) penis.

Don't be lookin at my Midnight Cuban chica unless you gonna dance wit it biyatch!

by The Real Gingerbread Man May 5, 2007

Midnight Badger

A cheeky run of food in a restraunt

can i have a midnight badger

by rogermcdoger July 22, 2012

Midnight Lipstick

When I guy jacks off and covers the head of his cock with cum, then paints it on his womans lips as she sleeps.

My woman said she wanted a new type of lipstick, so last night after she fell asleep, I gave her a Midnight Lipstick

by Wyoming Bush Master October 14, 2012

midnight madness

sex at/after midnight

"Hey Meg, are you up for some midnight madness?"
"Sure, why not!"

by billnager23 February 23, 2014

Midnight Fantasy

A beautifully curvaceous muse who is the inspiration for your wildest dreams and fantasies.

Man that girl was such a freak she's gonna be my midnight fantasy for years.

by Nicole Brigid December 9, 2008