mess

percy

you’re a mess? im gonna call you percy.

by 272918292839403 December 6, 2021

pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.

I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.

by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020

cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.

Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.

by kvm666 January 2, 2021

Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021

Mess

Me

My life is a mess

by Ban the palm trees March 23, 2021

Hot mess

Me

I’m a hot mess today

by Pieceofgarbage1865 April 29, 2021

Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.

I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.

by Jacjoa November 5, 2021