member

A colloquial term for the male genitalia, often used in humorous or euphemistic contexts. It refers to the physical organ and can also imply a sense of ownership or personal identity related to masculinity.

I would have to think it's because the unicorn stuffed animal is soft and plush and Deadpool's eyelids are one of the most sensitive parts on his body, so lightly rubbing your eyelids across the toy while masturbating was done so that he would trick his mind in thinking that the soft pleasing sensation was from the friction from his hand and his 'member'.

by Emotional Cruiser November 5, 2025

Memeleles

menschliche Maschinen und lebende Legenden

Die Memeleles existieren nur als eine Einheit. Sie tauchen nur gemeinsam auf. Ein Memelele zu sehen ist eine Seltenheit. Ein Memelele kommt selten allein. Augenzeugen berichteten dass sie dem Namen gerecht werden

Die Memeleles kann man nicht beschreiben, nur erleben.

by memelelesbiggestfan January 6, 2026

Moistened Member

n. British alternate terminology for having engaged in coitus.

v. To copulate or "get it in"

Hey there babe, I would like to have two Big Macs and a moistened member please.

by Homozygus February 19, 2012

Scrooge mumble

(Noun) An indistinct utterance used in public places to repel people asking for money. Delivered in a polite and apologetic tone, but without eye contact or any intelligible words that could be used as the basis for a conversation.

A homeless guy hit me up just as I got to the front door of the restaurant, but I warded him off with a Scrooge mumble and ducked inside safely, wallet intact.

by The Working Dead October 8, 2016

family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."

Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?

by QuacksO October 26, 2016

twizzled member

Somebody who is off their tits on ecstasy

“Dude look at his pupils, what a twizzled member”

by MdmBAE September 30, 2018

GucciGang Member

To be a member of the GucciGang you have to own a gucci item. Now this cant be any gucci item, this gucci item has to cost more then ya mamas rent.

-Am i a member of the gucci gang, now that i own a gucci item.
-How much does it cost?
-A little les than my mamas rent
-Then you cant be a GucciGang member!

by Fucky Dokky With My Dolky November 19, 2018