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Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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poached melon

well fuck make 'em some poached melons.
by taterth0ts October 9, 2020
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Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.
Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.
by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025
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Rude melon

An overtly unstylish or offensive looking human head.
“Eugene’s rude melon is a result of him trying to self-style with an electric hair clipper while drunk”
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Melon

A type of fruit that can be cut up into slices and eaten. Be sure to avoid the white parts that seperate the green outside and red, juicy inside when eating.
I love to eat melons, they are my favorite food!
by neombruh December 7, 2019
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Melon

Something that can fit up my arse
“Hey babe, go get me the melon please.”
by Bushmush07 September 20, 2020
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