penis master

A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.

Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 05, 2022

Perk master

A fucking legend

Perk master: "Hello kind sir, heres a free joint"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"

by Wyan wholohan🙂🙂🙂🙂 August 16, 2023

ragdoll masters

A 2-D beat em' up by ragdoll software.

I got to level 20 on ragdoll masters!

by Dthunder September 19, 2006

Master Aquaz

Master Aquaz Is A Word That Could Be Used As Master Waterz If You Want

Master Aquaz Is So Cool

by Aquaz Is Cool May 16, 2022

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

Beef Master

One who is beefy as hell beefy being fat.

Dam dat man is a real beef master

by A Beef Master May 01, 2022

Rodeo Master

One who accomplishes Rodeo Sex and maintains it for 8 seconds or more.

Rob: "I have AIDS"

Megan: "What the FUCK!?"

*8 seconds later*

Greg:(jumping out of a closet) "You ARE the Rodeo Master!"

by Rodeo Master October 15, 2008