by fragileego May 16, 2014
Get the toilet mastermug. A true man of leisure. It takes some real practice to get good at almost doing nothing while still enjoying yourself to the max.
After Jack won the lotto, he resumed his lifelong slacker quest to become the ultimate slack master -- by "trying not to try".
by Sorbe1 September 9, 2015
Get the slack mastermug. A master of sessions, one that knows how to execute the perfect session, including method, time, and place.
by Session Master November 9, 2011
Get the Session Mastermug. A being that has transcended Satan in how sick they are. To obtain this unholy title one must commit the act of munging countless times to the point that however hard they try to wash away their sins the stench of mung will not leave their face.
by Gooch haircut August 28, 2020
Get the Master mungermug. A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.
Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.
by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 4, 2022
Get the penis mastermug. person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).
Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.
by dadlyman November 21, 2011
Get the ninja mastermug. by Pooopyshitballsack March 22, 2011
Get the Master-Speccingmug.