March 13

The day of chaos / when the world fell apart

Guy 1: Is it March 13?
Guy 2: Man remember back in 2020 on March 13?

Guy 1: Worse day ever!

by Prison...Mike November 17, 2020

March 24th

People born on this day get the most head on the planet, it's been scientifically proven that in a culture of 365 guys, all girls gravitated towards the man born on March 24th.

Girl #1: Oh my God, look at that guy, must be born on March 24th.

Girl #2: I know.. I just kind of feel my self gravitating towards his cock with my mouth..

by 1 hair October 16, 2019

March 3rd

National Give ur Sweatshirt to a girl day🤩❤️

hey girl u want my sweatshirt on march 3rd

by Kylie Figga March 2, 2020

March 24

Grab ass day

Only day u can grab peoples asses

Boy 1 : go grab her ass

Boy 2 : ok
Girl 1 : it’s March 24 go ahead

Girl 1 : grabs his ass too

by Ifk.idk October 23, 2019

March 9

Where the most biesxuel bitch was born;)
Biesxuelgang

Person 1: hey bro it's March 9 you know what that means😃

Person 2: it's BIESXUEL day bitches

by Imaalien;) November 2, 2019

March 13th

Happy national corona day! The day where most public schools canceled classes for 2 weeks due to the corona virus. It all started friday the 13th

person 1: omg it’s march 13th
person 2: happy national corona day!!

by @lovelymillieschnapp on IG March 13, 2020

March 12th

March 12th is the day you will stab somebody who hates Bob the builder

Guy-its March 12th
Girl- what
Guy- do you like Bob?
Girl- no
Guy *grabs knife

by A bit too thicc November 2, 2019