maple

Mad, gut wrenching, bowl echoing, stall rattling, rectum stretching, pant staining, nose-hair curling, janitor surprise... in other words, a fat runny shit, after drinking 3 cups of maple syrup.

After breakfast this morning, I've had nothing but mad maple all day.

by Paully May 8, 2003

Maple Bars

1. A type of dough-nut
2. When a girl has such huge vajayjay lips that you can seee them through her pants, and it looks like she has two maple bars side by side in her pants.

Person#1 :"wow...look at that girls crotch, her camel-toe has reached a new level."

Person#2 : "Holy shit that girl has maple bars."

by Menthol 4 lIFE April 22, 2008

Maple Cake

Las Jami + 1's record label. It promotes super-indie acts such as Key Lime Pie, Yemmi's Band, Andrea & Her Fat Friends, and Operation Project Theory.

We heard your single, "Insanity" and we think you'd be a great addition to the Maple Cake family.

by Jesska March 24, 2004

shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004

Toronto Maple Leafs

The Best Team In The Nhl! <33 They are all So Talented Especially Joffrey Lupul and Phil kessel! They Will Win The stanley cup this season!!

OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!

by LeafsGirl!<3 October 6, 2013

maplewood/south orange kids

A term used to refer to the teens living in maplewood and south orange, New Jersey. They all think they're hot shit and the two neighboring towns' teens get off on arguing about which of the two towns is better, when really they both suck equally. The parties are lame, the people are fake, and the weed isn't anything special. Basically these kids walk around in the park at night smoking and thinking they're all mega-hipsters.

Jay: You those maplewood/south orange kids are such posers.

Mack: Yea, total douchebags.

by justmoved December 9, 2010

maple story game

possibli da most borin game eva created.it has no point but to kill lil snail n mushrooms, like they can't even hurt u. u cant do shit in da gayme; wutt is da point?.....

1)wutt so good about 'maple story?'
2)stupid dik u think ur so good cuz ur killin mushroomz!
3)wuttz the point ov hakin if the gaymez so borin..?

by nik January 12, 2005