Time management

A well timed quickie between other activities.

I've been working 16 hours a day, but thanks to tinder and time management I got laid every day this week.

by Urbancorgis June 9, 2018

Management Tunnel Vision

When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.

I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.

by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021

Manager

A wild Karen will normally prey on a Manager and proceed to scold them to get what they want from them.

The wild Karen was hunting for a Manager to scold.

by 123justjoshinyabro April 6, 2023

Managed

I mean... "Curated" sounds better....

Hym "Managed? It's just not as good. It doesn't sound as good. Andy gets it. It'll be distributed throughout the land, will it? And then what? Your attempt at intimidation doesn't disguise your cowardice. Doesn't detract from the fact that you were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not blubbering on stage about 'it not being your death anxiety' because of your cancer-wife. What comes after? We all live the collective falsehood until you die and your sophistry dies with you? Or, maybe, they prop up your corpse for instrumental use? The eternal charlatan! 'We abandoned men but it's ok because we'll just make new ones the we super-duper won't abandon this time!' And then it will be more of the same. The only hope you have to offer is the false kind. Hope is actually the reason I'm in the situation I'm in. The people around me have no hope of a better life so to see a better life stolen from me fills them with twisted glee. And what you need is for you and your kids to go straight to hell and roast there. A better present is synonymous with a better future. You you're doing now it the religious conditioning you spoke of. Defer gratification to the grave. 'Maybe my kids will reach the promised land!' But they won't. People like you will steal it from them just as you're trying to steal it from me."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024

energy healing waste managing reservoir

another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.

by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

Thx Management

It's official. What's said and done is intentional, direct and to the point. The Manager has spoken. I said what I said

Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management

by anonymous April 4, 2022

bandage and manage

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up

bandage and manage lol

by stumvi March 7, 2021