Mac Diet

A diet consisting of fast foods only, which will eventually lead to your demise.

Dude, that fat fuck must be on a Mac Diet!

by MacguyverGirl January 12, 2013

Mac Ripper

A mac ripper is a giant rip of marijuana from a pipe. Depending on the size of the bowel, it could be fully loaded or just half full. The entire bowel is supposed to be cashed in one hit, this can be helped by having a lighter with a big flame or having some biiig fucken lungs. After the hit is taken it should be held in like most hits and is usually followed by coughing and then choking and perhaps even blacking out or loss of eyesight. Mac rippers are usually taken with anger and carelessness of coming events with hope that the mac ripper could solve everything.

I fucken failed my Psychology test... I need a muhh fuggin MAC RIPPER!

Yo, I gotta do all this yard work right now, I need to take a mac ripper.

by Whats a psuedonym October 21, 2009

Mac Slag

Someone who loves Mac DeMarco

I know a Mac Slag. He owns every album

by the tonk god August 24, 2021

dan mac

A little bender that listens to smooth radio and has a Calendar to write everything

Dan Mac the bender

by Big fat hard on July 23, 2021

Mac Trenchard

a Mac Trenchard is a funny looking person who usually bears a resemblance towards the popular Twilight Saga. A Mac Trenchard is often found in a local boozer, attempting to seduce mildly attractive girls with comments regarding his All Saints coat and his Audi A5. If all else fails, he'll bring out the black card and will purchase a budget prosecco in the hopes of winning them over.

Bro, don't be such a Mac Trenchard - that girl isn't even attractive and you've just spent £30 on her.

by cuntface20 September 6, 2019

Sushi Mac

The Sushi Mac is the fast food delicacy of the urban cannibal necrophile. The product is made when the hungry gent (or lady) exhumes two male and one female fresh corpses (preferably a family). The product consists of the two pieces of man meat being sandwiched by the female's fish flaps when at the same time excreting the female's final monthly "tomato relish" as a topping. (If the woman died while pregnant the placenta can also be blended to make this relish). The "double cheese" is provided by scraping the final secretion from the inside of the deceased foreskins.

"Did you hear that Colin's family died in a car accident the other day?"

"Excellent! I could murder a Sushi Mac!"

by 5ush October 28, 2009

The Mac Attack

Someone that's cool,laidback,and overall fucking awesome; Kasey Mac

"Dayum I wish I had the Mac Attack, so I finally won't be a loser."

by k@s3ym@cf0sh0 January 28, 2009