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Long red mustache

1. A style of bushy facial hair whose mustache is dyed red, as opposed to a Looney Tunes character.
2. A special facial hair of which is mustache is Walrus-style but extended, that of a Yosemite Sam mustache.
1. I saw a doppelganger once, and I thought it had a long red mustache under his mutton chops.
2. That man has a long red mustache, and Yosemite Sam has a long red mustache too, so at least we get to know each other in common.
by QDM 2019 January 22, 2020
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Pink Mustache

When you cum in a girl on her period and then eat her out
Man, last night I fucked this chick on her period. Then I ate her out. Walked out of there with a pink mustache
by Barbnig April 19, 2020
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100 Proof Mustache

It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.
Yo I knew we were gonna get in trouble when my friends walked in smelling like 100 proof mustache.
by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020
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Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020
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Mustache

Slang term for the woman who is married or dating a man that is actually homosexual.
Ryan Seacrest's new mustache is Berit Heitmann. He just dumped a Victoria Secret model.
by bush3102 June 30, 2020
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Russian Mustache

The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
by Otown1988 October 27, 2020
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mustache dick

i have a mustache dick
by Asshairy September 5, 2017
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