mrs mustache

a very fat old lady that is bossy and has a thick mustache

GET TO WORK!!!

Me:ok mrs mustache

by mcvlis;oicj;lzvpJC ;bixv[ouvso April 25, 2019

dewit's mustache

A mustache that has one side longer than the other. Thin and wispy. A person who needs some shaving lessons

Dewit's Mustache looks like crap

by Befastanater May 31, 2018

mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.

Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.

by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017

milwaukee mustache

Giving oral sex to a female during their ovulation cycle, thus leaving a red "mustache" on ones upper lip.

Bro, my girl was on her period lastnight when I ate her out, and left me with a Milwaukee mustache!

by Agent_Hollywood January 2, 2018

Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

by AZ in the city May 4, 2017

mustache dick

a hairy dick

i have a mustache dick

by Asshairy September 5, 2017

meatball mustache

When you motorboat a mans balls

I love putting my lips under Dan's balls and giving him a good meatball mustache

by Cheeto crotch October 18, 2017