Mauser moment

See: Intense goonsesh

"isnt there like a room with two holes cut out for eyes leading into a womans changing room on streets of tarkov? and like a cumstain on the wall?"
"yes"
"thats a Mauser moment"

by Nemsisxd November 14, 2023

muder colic

"muder," stands for mother, and "colic," stands for either "fucker" or an injury on your dick.

I have a muder colic!
You're a muder colic >:(

by fartholeman November 16, 2023

Miserables

Uptight or miserable people (predominantly white girls) that make their perfect grades their whole personality. These people are usually on the borderline of being socially challenged either only really talking to people in their circle (wether that be people in their classes, school/college clubs, or in their sports groups) they're either incredibly nasty or aggressive towards anyone not in these groups due to their inflated ego. If they're not they're usually on the shy side. Most of these people tell you how to spend your life and grill you for not dedicating your life to the books. Whenever they do interact with normal people it's either to:
1- Give them answers for work in the class
2- Insult someone for their poor grade(s)
3- Grill someone who they find weird or abstract despite their own faults
These people usually think they're better than most people despite projecting their own misery onto others due to the stress they willing put themselves through with all these bullshit ass AP courses

"Yeah man you know that one girl in our class?" - Guy 1
"Yeah the one who was grilling you?" - Guy 2
"Yeah she's got some issues dude, I did nothing. She's miserable as hell for no reason." - Guy 1
"Word man, she's one of those Miserables. Those dumbasses love projecting their misery onto others. They're uptight as hell for no reason. Constantly stressing out over school LMAO" Guy - 2
"Word man." - Guy 1

by Zach Hill's Friend November 18, 2023

Misery Was

"Misery was an involuntary state of mental distress common to humans of all eras and circumstances. Its eradication marked the beginning of the banishment of the existential horrors from the human condition."

- Exurb1a

Misery was the foundation of the human condition.

by Fried_Bread December 5, 2023

Mujercita

A man who's always looking for trouble and likes to gossip.

A man who's always looking for trouble is a mujercita.

by Simion0122 February 21, 2024

Mujercita

Mujercita is a man who likes to gossip and is always looking for trouble.

I avoid that guy, he's a mujercita.

by Simion0122 March 8, 2024

Maserati Mall Rat

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."

by Z@NDER April 29, 2024