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"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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aiden murphy

aiden murphy is a brick and i probably spelled his name wrong
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Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.
Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.
by Anharris May 23, 2017
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brian murphy

by Murphy 995 June 5, 2017
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Murphy

The art of placing the penis through ones own legs to urinate backwards.
Lady Next Door: No im not okay. Your friend just took a poo on my lawn.

Me: it wasnt a poo. It was a murphy.
by Togs BabyB November 14, 2017
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pulled a Murphy

When a woman knowingly accuses the wrong lover of paternity. She may have any of a number of reasons including child support, marriage, spite, to cover infidelity, etc.
Poor John paid child support for 5 years before he found out that Janet pulled a Murphy on him.
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elijah murphy

a hoe and he deserves to die he sucks d*** every day. he smells like a goat and looks like a pinto bean
by BREDON URIE TOP November 29, 2017
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