Momma Kelle

A woman of such stature.
Her thickness is unimaginable.
She gives birth to the most attractive children. Plus Mark.
She could stomp on your balls, and you would apologize.

Damn. Momma Kelle.

I am trying to get with that.
Oh man, I wish she wasn’t taken by Albert.
I wish those feet pics were Momma Kelle’s and not Hunter’s.

by Fastboimillo May 16, 2022

yo momma

the ultimate joke

yo momma so fat when she walked by the tv I missed 3 seasons of my favorite tv show

by brshrjxgcckyvhvvv December 14, 2017

lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares

You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me

by Luci-fur March 13, 2023

Momma

Omg she is big

Did you see here

She is a total momma

by Finfee January 8, 2022

yo momma

yo momma is the strongest fighter in the yo momma verse. she soloed goku and god

"oh my god...ITS YO MOMMA"

by SleepySanti August 19, 2022

Yo momma

Ugly

Yo momma so fat Trump used her as the border

by IcyMint May 26, 2018

L momma

Usually named griffin flesher. Has the tendency to be a looser who will overly bicker on unnecessary subjects, and act thug around large groups due to small man complex

“Griffin is such a L momma!”

by Sir of facts December 26, 2022