A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.
As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.
by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006
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Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
Jose: Hola juan
Juan: Jose how'd you get to America without a visa?
Jose: My friend drove me here, he hid me in the back of his truck with a bunch of people.
Juan: How was the ride?
Jose: Terrible! Up until Esmeralda gave me a MESSY MARTINEZ.
by Cameljoe June 9, 2014
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by HotCheetosLover007 July 19, 2016
Get the messy bitch mug.A state of mind/state of being, which within the reality of the individual(s) posessing the 'complex' (sub)consciously feel that they bear the weight of the world and that their actions and words embolden others and may be a significant catalyst of changing the course of the world for the better. While that may or may not at times be true, the individual(s) consistently envision (quasi) prophetic projections of the future which de-synchronize them from what many call 'living in the present' which often in turn leaves them with a constant darkness about them, making it immensely difficult to be content with the world and it's happenings, great or ill. As such, they feel cornered and feel as if there is no option but to take on that role of the 'savior'. Because after all, who else will?
There is however a time and a place for such mentalities, and regrettably, many consider them to either be preachy, delusional, insane, pretentious, or the may align them with any manner of negative perceptions. In some cases the negative perceptions can be warranted, but the world needs more people who believe they can change it for the better.
It would seem that a significant portion of people, at some point either fantasize about or take part in being/trying to be(come) a messiah of sorts, however such thoughts can be very constraining and the 'messiah' will often have the mentality to enact states or efforts of self-sacrifice in hopes that it makes a positive difference.
There is however a time and a place for such mentalities, and regrettably, many consider them to either be preachy, delusional, insane, pretentious, or the may align them with any manner of negative perceptions. In some cases the negative perceptions can be warranted, but the world needs more people who believe they can change it for the better.
It would seem that a significant portion of people, at some point either fantasize about or take part in being/trying to be(come) a messiah of sorts, however such thoughts can be very constraining and the 'messiah' will often have the mentality to enact states or efforts of self-sacrifice in hopes that it makes a positive difference.
It seems that 'Ariana' has a messiah complex. She is constantly mentioning of the ills and problems of the world and attempting to inspire others to relate to her cause of helping others save others and attempting to influence others to do the same. She believes the she bears the weight of the world on her shoulders, and believe me, it takes it's toll on her. How could it not? She would be happier if she stopped considering the world at large, for she cannot do it alone. Contentment will first come from solving the miniscule issues. She is right to speak against injustice though.
by Feronox November 12, 2013
Get the Messiah Complex mug.“Kevin, can you please move your seat towards the very back?,” said Ms. Smith
“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.
“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.
“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.
“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.
“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.
“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.
by Trinity:) October 30, 2019
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Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!
Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!
…
Should we do our segments
Yeah sure
Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)
…(Mac does his segment)
It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh
…(Mike does his segment)
How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched
Welcome to Messy with Mac and Mike, it’s Mac and Mike on Messy. Yeah!
Hello! hello! hello! hello! hello!
…
Should we do our segments
Yeah sure
Gay agenda with Mac! Ah(sigh)
…(Mac does his segment)
It’s hookup time, with Mike! ooooo, yeahhh
…(Mike does his segment)
How long am has it been?
Uh lemme check. Oh. 3 hours.(laughter)
Where can people find you Mike?
Anywhere if you search MikeMGTV and where can people find you Mac anywhere if you search Macdoesit M-a-c-d-e-o wait no o-e-s-i-t
You’ve been douched
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