Lottery Tickiteer

The motherfucker ahead of you in line at the convenience store who has 136 fucking lottery tickets they want "checked" to see if they are winners but hasn't taken the time to scratch off the entire QR strip at the bottom of each ticket. The lottery Tickiteer then very slowly and selectively spends any winnings as if they were on Wheel of fucking Fortune.

I was late and in a hurry when the lottery tickiteer in front of me at the gas station pulled out what appeared to be a small mountain of lottery tickets. Take the gift certificate for crying out loud.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

loudest farter

Dorothy M

“Dolly you are the loudest farter ever!”

by kettlelopsen August 4, 2022

Loster X Production

A Team that specialized in any region they choose.

Loster X Production makes Fortnite Montages and Video Games.

by anonymous October 31, 2022

Louden

Do you like dogs?

Louden: I am a betacuck.
Gus: Do you like dogs?

by senorgoose November 6, 2022

Lottery Hoe

A hoe who always flirts with the person in the same room as her that is the most attractive to her at the time. Whoever she ends up fucking is whoever she is around when she is horny.

Don’t fuck with Stacy, she is such a lottery hoe.

by WaltuhBlack January 25, 2023

Loiterous

An adjective used to describe a behavior that involves lingering, puttering, waiting, skulking, loafing, lounging, idling, dawdling, and taking one's time.

She was looking very loiterous as she stood silently in the hallway waiting to for an opportunity to speak to her professor.

by MammaKritter007 April 13, 2023

Lotterature

The lottery of getting publishing past the 'gatekeepers' or self-publishing on the Internet.

Either way it's Lotterature. Someone else decides what you'll read.

by PartisanZ April 28, 2023