D-Lone

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.

Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.

by Yo momster May 24, 2024

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lonely dinner

Eating out a fleshlight

Man I was feeling so bad about my breakup, I had a lonely dinner last night

by Hoooopy June 01, 2018

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show-loning

The act of going to rock shows at (local music scene) bars by oneself. Often involves meeting other show-loners and drinking too much whiskey.

I met this girl the other night. We were both show-loning and met in line for the vending machine that sells cigarettes. Later we were grinding to mediocre slop pop and kissing on the mouth, but today she tells me I reminded her of her ex boyfran . I don't think we're friends anymore.

by That_ATLien December 10, 2016

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Lone Paul

When a grown man has a habit of mistaking underage girls for being older than they are. When confronted about his disturbing habit, he often becomes very hostile and rages incoherently.

"Did you see Jeff pick up that fourth grader the other day?"

"Again? Dude, he is such a Lone Paul."

by Howard Juno August 28, 2014

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lonely bisexual

That one friend who says their bisexual but yes still pulls zero bitches but constantly claims that they could pull bitches but they don’t feel like it.

Have you you meet emma, she’s a lonely bisexual, I kinda feel bad.

by Spicy-lemon July 16, 2023

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