Looking through the devil's spectacles

The exact opposite of viewing life through rose-colored glasses. Only seeing the bad in people and situations. Blinds the viewer to the truth.

Maybe she would see all the good this person has done in the community if she wasn't looking through the devil's spectacles.

by zapped70 March 7, 2021

lookingforsaturn

the best person in the world my beloved my gf my s/o literally everything they deserve the entire world and i love them so much they deserve everything

hidingfromjupiter is lookingforsaturn’s wife

by childehatepage June 6, 2021

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

by By Perp Mose March 14,2021 June 10, 2021

licking the dinosaur

To give oral sex to an elderly woman.

Come here and start“licking the dinosaur!”

by GMan the grey July 22, 2021

Looking into the mirror

The act of taking copious ammonts of Cocaine

"So what have you done over the weekend?"

"A long weekend of looking into the mirror."

"Ah, a bit of soul searching was it?"

"Nah...Cocaine"

by Whopparberg November 21, 2021

Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.

I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Licking vanilla ice cream

Similar to grabbing a chocolate bar but it's a black/Caribbean guy randomly walking up to a white girl and asking for sexual favors.

Unless you're a decent guy looking for an interracial fwb don't go licking vanilla ice cream

by Sexydimma December 25, 2021