mf lobster

Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)

Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?

mf lobster by moonbay21 July 25, 2020

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_a.lobster

A really “cool” guy he’s totally not crazy.

Wow _a.lobster is so cool ima go follow him on TikTok now.

_a.lobster by babyconsumer July 1, 2021

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Sand Lobster

An insult that doesn't really mean anything, but you still hate being called it.

"Shut the fuck up you sand lobster."

"Mm. I like it."

"I don't like sand..."

"Yeah dude."

Sand Lobster by RippinAss62 July 20, 2021

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larry lobster

amazing person

memeable

u made such a funny joke, you could be larry lobster

larry lobster by obviouslyemely April 19, 2022

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spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

spider lobster by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

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Walking the lobster

"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.

1) To take a risk.

2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?

Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

Walking the lobster by Gabe Feltenstoner October 3, 2011

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stroke the lobster

"Stroking the lobster" is defined as the act of masturbating to finish after sex without allowing ones partner to climax. The act earned this name because it is really, really shellfish.

"Why is Laura so upset?"
"I hear dom said he'd rather stroke the lobster"

stroke the lobster by Hunterabs June 7, 2014

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