Skip to main content

laying in the grass

Girl: "I hope you know that I hate laying in the grass."

Guy: "But why not here? It's perfect there's no one around for miles."

Girl: "Uh...Because it's dirty?"
by Lelouch0zerogeass October 1, 2020
mugGet the laying in the grass mug.

Chill-laxing

The art of shutting up and calming down when someone tells you to chill-lax
I was in a really bad mood earlier, but now im chill-laxing
by Glides April 3, 2010
mugGet the Chill-laxing mug.

Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.
Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.
by Super_Anon October 16, 2014
mugGet the Watermelon Lancing mug.

Ryanair Landing

Used by pilots and aviation enthusiasts. It describes a very hard airplane landing. The word was brought to live by aviation youtuber Swiss001. The reason why ryanair is in the word is that ryanair is mostly known for its hard landings.
Wow you just made a ryanair landing!
by Ilikebeingalone November 2, 2018
mugGet the Ryanair Landing mug.

Carrier landing

A sex act in which a woman lays face up on a bed, and hangs her head over the edge, so that her face is upside down and oriented toward an erect man several feet away. The man turns off the lights, closes his eyes, shouts "carrier landing!" and runs and jumps, aiming to land with his penis in her mouth and his face in her vagina. Bonus points is she yells "call the ball!" while he's in the air.
Last night I got with Kimberly in a hotel room, and I gave her a carrier landing from the other bed
by Crisco_Camping September 28, 2019
mugGet the Carrier landing mug.

Where we landing?

Where we landing? Landing this dick in yo Ass muthafucka.
Where we landing?
by FortniteScammyBoi November 12, 2018
mugGet the Where we landing? mug.

Sticking the landing

When you jump with an erect penis and land perfectly in the vagina.
Johnny jumped off of the bed to perfectly sticking the landing in Yolanda.
by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022
mugGet the Sticking the landing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email